Most bosses try to motivate their employees. Mine is a bit different. She buys every one in the office “de-motivation” desktop calendars for Christmas.
It’s best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.
If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
Proudly defending the status quo long after the quo has lost its status
My favorite is the one that will be hanging in our conference room:
Love my office.